Jaysen's Helms 24

Questions about boat repairs with our resins and fiberglass: hull patches, transoms and stringers, foam, rot etc.
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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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Jaysen wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:30 pm That’s my phone’s interpretation of “spreader”.

Most days I hate technology. The other days I loath it.
That is why i have predictive/auto spellchck off most misspellings are readable unlike the wrong word.

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You’d think. But as a proper idiot, my mistakes look a lot like

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Function public smartAssComment(input: String ?? “You’re momma!”) {
  let target = getMember(String(“Fuzz”))
  private var reply String
  return string(ForEach( 1 … input.length * random(1 .. 12)) { iteration in
      reply .= asci(random(1… 128))
      if iteration%random(1 … 9) { reply .= “ “ }
    }
    
    return reply
  }
  

if you understood that, then you know how I feel about tech.
My already completed 'Lil Bit'. A Martens Goosen V12 set up to sail me to the fishing holes.
Currently working on making a Helms 24 our coastal cruiser.
“Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens” wrote:Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Jaysen wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:44 pm I tried to say something but God thought I was wrong and filled my mouth with saltwater. I kept my pie hole shut after that.

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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All I want to know is how did I get caught up in this sheet :doh:

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See how terrible technology is? Innocent bystanders pulled into random nightmares.

Although… “innocent” may be a stretch in this case.
My already completed 'Lil Bit'. A Martens Goosen V12 set up to sail me to the fishing holes.
Currently working on making a Helms 24 our coastal cruiser.
“Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens” wrote:Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Jaysen wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:44 pm I tried to say something but God thought I was wrong and filled my mouth with saltwater. I kept my pie hole shut after that.

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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You're officially a bigger geek than I am.
There are only two seasons in Vermont: boating season, and boat-building season.

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VT_Jeff wrote: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:02 pm You're officially a bigger geek than I am.
Even worse, I knew it wouldn't compile when i wrote it on my phone. Looking at it now... I'm a bit embarrassed by the sloppiness.

But the thought is there. And, as I tell my wife with every gift, it's the thought that counts!
My already completed 'Lil Bit'. A Martens Goosen V12 set up to sail me to the fishing holes.
Currently working on making a Helms 24 our coastal cruiser.
“Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens” wrote:Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Jaysen wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:44 pm I tried to say something but God thought I was wrong and filled my mouth with saltwater. I kept my pie hole shut after that.

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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Code: Select all

function public smartAssComment(input: String ?? “Your momma!”) {
  let target = getMember(String(“Fuzz”))
  private var reply String
  ForEach( 1 … input.length * random(1 .. 12)) { iteration in
      reply .= asci(random(1… 128))
      if iteration%(random(1 … 9)) { reply .= “ “ }
    }
    
    return reply
  }
}
Fixed it. Works as expected.
My already completed 'Lil Bit'. A Martens Goosen V12 set up to sail me to the fishing holes.
Currently working on making a Helms 24 our coastal cruiser.
“Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens” wrote:Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Jaysen wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:44 pm I tried to say something but God thought I was wrong and filled my mouth with saltwater. I kept my pie hole shut after that.

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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Jaysen wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:22 am

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function public smartAssComment(input: String ?? “Your momma!”) {
  let target = getMember(String(“Fuzz”))
  private var reply String
  ForEach( 1 … input.length * random(1 .. 12)) { iteration in
      reply .= asci(random(1… 128))
      if iteration%(random(1 … 9)) { reply .= “ “ }
    }
    
    return reply
  }
}
Fixed it. Works as expected.
Ok, ii admittedly don't know what language that is, assuming python or something, which I don't know, but.......ascii(random(1… 128) - I'm not following this: I would have expected maybe ascii(random(97-122)) or similar, but I may be missing the point.
There are only two seasons in Vermont: boating season, and boat-building season.

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Completed Jacques Mertens FS14LS + 10%, Build Thread
Started Iain Oughtred Tammie Norrie

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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Swift. I’m working on an iOS app for simple logging that uses no off device services (no subscription, no privacy issues, etc).

Who says only printables are useful? Fuzz would love seeing various boxes allowing his mind to fill in the blanks.

That said, yeah. That would be a better refinement.
My already completed 'Lil Bit'. A Martens Goosen V12 set up to sail me to the fishing holes.
Currently working on making a Helms 24 our coastal cruiser.
“Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens” wrote:Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Jaysen wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:44 pm I tried to say something but God thought I was wrong and filled my mouth with saltwater. I kept my pie hole shut after that.

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Re: Jaysen's Helms 24

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Enough tech wanking. When is work recommencing on the Helms for some serious 2022 sailing?
Currently building Jacques Mertens ST21 "Skinnydip". Boating adventures: Splash testing and using 'Skinnydip, as a basis of further building refinement; Adams 44’ sailing sloop "Great Sandy" (cruising and maintaining); Iain Oughtred Feather Pram "Mini Dip" (building); Jacques Mertens R13 "Wood Duck" (built and due for maintenance).

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